PIRATES!

tyrone power, gene kelly, those of penzance, johnny depp...
who doesn't love pirates? part swashbuckler, part lost boy pirates epitomize the coloring outside the box, gusto life we secretly dream about. yo, ho, ho and ...
juxtaposed against this sword-wielding fantasy pirate are the terrorists-on-boats, the somali pirates of late.
the movies sort of present pirates as guys just making a living under different terms. can't see yourself in a suit and tie? don't like to be tied down to a desk? then maybe an eye patch and wooden leg are just the ticket.
in the stark reality of last week, these modern day somali pirates aren't just looking for booty. they are lawless, life-hating terrorists. with the twisted reasoning of a death-culture mind, they attack an u.s. ship filled with relief supplies, kidnap the captain, hold an AK-57 at his head, threaten the crew and then complain when we choose to save our own. we have now become their worst #1 enemy for caring about the life of our citizens. would they have sent us valentines if we had just cooperated? told us we "were the best" for handing over our ship and all of its goods?
not likely. making a show of their terror is pretty high on their list. like an old worn out chant, the u.s. again becomes the #1 enemy of someone. so interesting is it all, that nearly everywhere i look in my town, there are somalis shopping, working and benefiting from being in the united states. sucking the #1 enemy's teat dry and eschewing assimilation is o.k.-- but it is not o.k. for the u.s. to do the basic job of government-- protect its citizens from attack.
it is all so tiring.
other governments can protect their own, we can't protect ours. other governments can put limits on immigration, ours can't. other governments can reject this or that because it doesn't benefit them, we can't. the u.s. is hog-tied by its skewed desire to be accepted by the worse bullies on the block.
we don't feel safe.
our enemies feel just fine.
i used to love pirates. aaargh, matey! now it has become another avenue of oppression.
where's my parrot?

so...
i get regular emails from peaceful company. my connection with peaceful company began when i was researching a source for discounted organic skin care products. they sold a variety of "lifestyle" products for the organically-minded individual. i guess this last year was the kicker for them-- they decide to liquidate their inventory and switch to being "consultants". they now recommend stuff instead of sell it and they produce a daily or so newsletter. always the latent hippie, i subscribed.
today's lifestyle advice was this-- calorie restriction is the road to a longer life.
i've heard of this before. it kind of gets lumped in with those who eat only raw diets or hang upside down. now, oprah's dr. oz says this may allow people to live to 150 years old!
apparently, when your body isn't busy processing that 12 oz porterhouse, it can devote its energy to maintaining you. the message here is: you chubby pig, you need to learn to eat to live not live to eat!!

oh well. this message will fall on deaf (or unwilling) ears. i really don't have a desire to live to 150. the photos of these calorie-thrifty folks show bone-thin (as in not an ounce of fat!), craggy-faced trimsters with the stern expressions of the pleasure deprived. seriously, this isn't envy. although there has been no time in my history that i could be described as bone-thin, the attraction to these long-livers just isn't there. neither robust, nor ruddy, curvy or built, they look like the ultra-disciplined folk they must be. how do they interact with their less disciplined calorie-indulged peers?
do they attend dinners chez friends? do they tote their own organic, reusable, recycled parcel filled with apple peels and 2 oz of walnuts? while others are eating their foie gras, oysters and butter basted blackfish, do they discreetly pull out their nibbles from their laps? does anyone notice they aren't eating? or do they only socialize with similars to themselves? maybe they don't ever focus any social situation around food. how do they do that?
every important thing in our lives is punctuated with food. holidays, weddings, graduations, love, death--- they all have food associations. we eat together as a sign of our hospitality to strangers, to show peace and acceptance, to congratulate, to love, to nourish, to respect.

this strange withdrawal from food seems to be an off-kilter withdrawal from life. so why live to experience 150 years of it?
maybe this is an old battle of quality over quantity. or maybe i find no magic in just existing for an extended number of years if those years are filled with this anal approach of counting out my 1600 calories of berries and nuts.

unfortunately in these people's eyes, i view food as art. placed on this earth with this huge array of beauty, it seems sacreligious to ignore it. the pleasure a beautiful dish provides raises our spirits, nourishes our souls, draws us together. we may have polar opposite views on politics, religion or how to raise babies, but we all can agree on a great pasta. it is our connective thread, our coca-cola, our kum-by-ya.

i was thinking these people have an approach to food similar to an animal-- survival only. but even my darling brown dogs know the pleasure of a snack. if they were the aesthetics like these folks, that bowl of dry chow would suffice. but, their noses scout out that pizza bit or tasty chicken morsel. they submit themselves to doing tricks even for these delights. that's how wonderful and happy they make them!

i won't live to 150 years old. this is obvious by my dismissal of this all. i really don't want to kick the bucket due to a heart attack or some other food-related death by butter, either. there is a balance here. i would like to find it.

my dad had adult onset diabetes. he was "supposed" to monitor his intake of this and that and always lived with the shadow of this over his head. later on he developed cancer. a swift-moving take it all cancer that gave him only a handful of time to live. at that point, his doctor said he needn't bother with watching his diet. (duh) but at that point, he had lost his sense of taste. it all tasted bitter to him, so it didn't matter if you gave him a milkshake or a handful of berries, they all tasted bad. he stopped eating. this meant he was dying.

so, we take life with the passion our days give us. we eat and enjoy. we moderate and exercise. our pleasures appreciated for what they offer, we don't know if we have tomorrow.

for all we know, mr. restricted calorie man may get hit by a car while he is out jogging. so much for berries.

come in, she said, i'll give you shelter from the storm

most of us can remember cutting our musical teeth. for me, it was on my brother's large collection of dylan records. baptized in language and heart-breaking harmonic interludes, i fell in love with lyrics that sometimes only made sense to the soul.

sometimes there are so many things you leave unsaid. unspoken because it seems like the words you find don't sound right when held up to the light of what you mean.

when the choking swell in your heart stands at a loss, the raspy, plaintive breath of the harmonica can stand in your stead; the images sung in rhyming verse will present your case; robert zimmerman can become your voice.

several times a month, there is a music jam in our family room. it is mostly bluegrass, new grass or old tyme; soul music of mountain people. last night one of the musicians was late; a co-worker had been killed in an untimely accident having hit a patch of black ice. leaving behind a family of four daughters and the remainder of life unlived, his family requested this musician play a song at his funeral. turns out this man loved bob dylan. his family asked for "forever young".

the wishes of this song play like a rabbi's blessing. dan, sitting poised in the wooden chair, sang for the jam as a sort of practice for the funeral. my daughter, annie, and i turned our heads to the window. what is it about that music that pulls you from your now and carries you with it? like a cosmic magnet, we turn in reverence to its pole.

he is speaking our language.

it is a visceral response, that connective thread that needs no explanation.

sometimes music takes your wounded self and hides it in its bosom. dylan's "shelter from the storm" answers the yearning my brokenness feels in its repeated wooing, "come in, she said, i'll give you shelter from the storm". no matter if i am a creature void of form or an old man with broken teeth stranded without love, dylan sings this anthem of unconditional love. Feeling like this worn traveller, i take the healing balm of this last verse- "well, i am living in a foreign country
but i'm bound to cross the line
beauty walks a razor's edge
someday i'll make it mine
if i could only turn back the clock
when God and her were born
Come in, she said
i'll give you shelter from the storm"
there is no mystery there.

spare pair of striped pajamas

*please note: this blog contains a spoiler for the movie "boy in the striped pajamas", so please don't read on if you haven't seen the film.



even though you clearly see it coming, it doesn't soften the blow.

bright-eyed innocence crushed in a net of evil should always feel like an unwelcome slug in the gut.

my mind scrambles for more meaning, so i google to see if this is a "true" story, as in taken from an actual event. the context, of course, is real and the players were put in place in actual circumstances but the ending was the author's choice.
just ever so briefly if you haven't seen it-- a german boy's nazi father is "promoted" to commandant of a concentration camp. "papa" doesn't give either his wife or children the details of where they are going, so the young boy, bruno, thinks the camp is a farm. he has been forbidden to explore but as young, bored boys will do, he does. upon arriving at the "farm", he sees a boy sitting near the barbed wire fence with which he soon becomes friends- the jewish boy himself doesn't understand his situation; but he knows this is no farm. as the story unfolds, bruno's mother finds out the truth and slowly descends into a sort of madness, his sister embraces hitler youth and bruno builds his days around his new friend.

one knows that when you enter a movie, there are times when you suspend your sense of logic. that is the magic of film-- it brings you places you wouldn't have otherwise been able to be. one critic of the film thought it too much, though, to believe that bruno, at age eight, would've been so naive and not figured out his situation.
is that so hard to believe that in the age before show-all television, violent video games and the internet, an eight year old boy might find it hard to deduce that the acrid odor that is spewing from the distant chimneys contains the ashes of his new friend's grandparents, or that a little boy like himself would be put in a work camp when he had done nothing wrong? None of these things makes "sense", so why should he "figure" this out?
in the end, bruno full of an eight year old's sense of loyalty, bravado and curiousity, answers his friend's new call of distress- his father his missing after the last work detail. bruno grabs a large sandwich and a shovel and digs under the fence, dons a set of "striped pajamas" schlomo brings and they are off to search for his father.
unfortunately, efforts to enforce the final solution are stepped up and bruno and schlomo are rounded up with a large group of men and brought to take a "shower". by the time bruno's parents discover where he has gone, he is dead.
how to sort this sadness? what is the greater one? the innocent boy from outside of the fence dying in a brave act, the innocent boy on the inside of the fence dying in a senseless act or the evil that knows no parameters-- the hate of men?

putting on the spare pair of striped pajamas changed bruno's fate; but he chose to wear them as a symbol of solidarity with his friend's cause. perhaps this isn't a cause for sadness but a call to hope. in the midst of great evil, there is the hope of a friend.

you are the last generation

i cried into my lunch today. no, it wasn't the slightly stale peanut butter crackers. it was the life of irena updike, soon to debut as play on broadway at the end of march.

i came into the middle of the discussion with the playwright on the radio; this is a brief rendering of what i heard.

irena was a 19 year old polish catholic girl in 1939 who was hired as a housekeeper for a nazi major. ( i missed alot of details; i have questions, too) somehow she was presented with the opportunity to rescue 12 jews. she hid them in the cellar of the nazi major's house for over a year and a half without him knowing. she wove a gingerly executed dance of moving the jews from attic to cellar depending on who would be where in the home. She was discovered after this year and half and the major put forth this proposition: sleep with me and be my mistress and i will let you keep your jews.

she chose to keep "her jews". she was his mistress. was there some element of eventual love or pseudo gratitude that softened this young girl's choice? no, she always thought him a pathetic, old man and despised who he was.

when the war ended, she was considered a collaborator because she had worked for a nazi. some jews who knew she would be tried for this crime dyed her hair black (the irony being previously jews had been busy dying theirs blonde to save themselves) and arranged for her to be put into a dp (displaced persons) camp under the identity of another jewish woman. when it came for deportation her option was to israel, which at that time was soon to become the site of another war. her jewish friends told the u.n. officials that she really wasn't jewish, but that she was a hero that deserved to have peace and should be sent to the united states. the united nations official granted her a visa to the states. since her only true friends were jews, irena took a job in the garment district of new york city. one day she took a sight-seeing trip to the united nations building. at lunch time the cafeteria was crowded and irena found the last table open. a well groomed gentleman came to her table and asked if he could share it with her as it was the last open space. irena saw this to be true and granted him a chair. staring at her face, he swore he had seen her someplace before. terrible at names but never forgetting a face he asked for some of her background. turns out this was the very same united nations official that had granted her a visa to the u.s.!

after many dates, they married... for nearly 50 years to be exact. when her husband contracted alzheimer's disease, irena's finances didn't allow for putting him in the kind of home he needed for proper care. a local rabbi stepped in and installed her husband in the best jewish rest home available at no cost ever to irena. he was the only non-jew in the entire facility. he remained there until his death.

irena said that when she received a visa to the u.s. she would put a sign on her story that said "do not disturb".

she said she felt terrible shame at having been the mistress to the nazi major. being a devout catholic, she felt she had committed something terrible that god would never forgive. one day irena heard a radio broadcast where some people were denying that the holocaust ever occurred. She turned to her husband and shouted "but i was there!". he told her- "don't tell me, tell THEM". irena toured schools telling each student gathering that they would be the last generation to ever speak to an actual holocaust survivor, therefore, they had a great responsibility to be keepers and tellers of the truth. she never did say how she got the nazi major to agree to keeping the jews. there was her place of implacable shame. it wasn't until the Vad Asham was going to award this nazi major an award for being a righteous gentile (having heard the story and thinking that he allowed irena to keep the jews out of some goodness in his heart) that irena stepped forward and told the full story-- how she became his mistress to save the lives of these 12 and soon 13 ( a baby born under her watch) jews.

some are born to extraordinary courage. without the benefit of years of experience, at age 19 a young girl went against all that she had been taught and waged her life, her virtue, her sense of peace to save what at that time was a despised and condemned group of people. every day she submitted to humiliations that disgusted her. and everyday as she gave of herself, she saved another generation of jews.

who are you? right now this day, march 18, you are part of the last generation.
are you born to courage? courage stated as standing against your religious teaching, your own needs, the current social structure, your own sense of preservation, your dreams, your friends and family, your ?-- you fill in the blank. every day we are faced with choices. probably not of the caliber as irena updike. but i am convinced that you prime the pump of your soul by making courageous choices every day. did god forgive her? i believe god was cheering her on. today is a day to re-evaluate what we are made of--

he is born

i had been trying to knit some thoughts together on the value of a life for several weeks after hearing a news story on a palestinian-israeli prisoner exchange.

the underlying cultural differences in viewing a life were striking and sad. it wasn't something new to me, just something underscoring what i already knew.

i could never seem to piece together anything powerful enough to convey this elemental issue.

until yesterday.

wyatt came at breakfast time, more delicious than any other earthly offering. i've dubbed him "cilantro skin" because his mom always says that cilantro is like eating fresh air. kissing his forehead, dusted with dark black hair, is just like that... fresh air. yielding to a kiss, yet offering the subtle resistance of touch.
his surreal arrival came after long and arduous hours of effort on my daughter's part. having to be freed from her womb by a knife, he came out perfectly unscathed, like a magical little fairy.
he instantly wove his tiny way into our hearts. we all felt a need to protect and love and declare to perfect strangers that our world had changed!
we made inward resolutions to be better people, eat salad instead of fries, watch our words.
we wept as we saw his mother's chin and his father's full lips knowing that he was a continuation of ourselves. linked together by blood and history, he had become the next step in our lives.
radiating from his nubby cotton blanket was new purpose for us all.
the world indeed now needs to go on.... for him.
so.
it becomes ever so much more clear how elemental it is how you view the value of life. if like in the israeli-palestinian prisoner exchange, the palestinians knew they could ask for many lives in exchange for this one jew. he was a valuable commodity worth the lives of many palestinians. it couldn't be a one for one.... a palestinian life simply wasn't that valuable. this cultural difference underlies so many wrongs in the world. didn't they all want to be better when one of their sons was born? didn't they make vows to protect and love and... and not to make that tiny dear into a human explosive?
i guess not.
it was reported that all over college campuses students are wearing the checkered keffiyehs, symbol of the palestinian people. is it a trendy fashion coup or a statement of solidarity? beware of what you are saying. the values expressed by the keffiyeh are built on a culture of death.
when i was in the sixth grade, a new fad had hit the country. we called them "surfer's crosses". what a surfer cross actually was though, was a the crooked symbol of the nazi party. it wasn't still very cool at all in those days to be a jew in middle america. kids made jew jokes, like polish or dirty girl jokes. you bastardized your name so you didn't sound ethnic. you fit in . you wore a surfer cross. when my dad, my jewish dad, saw the "surfer cross" around my fashionable neck his face said more than the few words he spoke. "never wear that again", was what he said but his eyes spoke of a betrayal, an ignorance, a loss of basic values he saw in my wearing this necklace, a "how could you?" not just to him, but for all mankind.
so, what is the value of a life? it streams with growing importance conveyed by words, deeds, vows, choices and even what we put on to wear in the morning. choosing life changes every life.

god gives reason to go on

the jews have a saying that a birth is god's way of saying the world should go on. (paraphrase)
sometimes, when taking out two small, brown dogs for their nightly relief, i look at the moon hanging in between the shadowy oaks, and think... every man or woman since the beginning of time has looked at this very same moon. despite wars, or death, recession or prosperity, the moon's ethereal glow comes out every night. every single night.
despite evil, wrongdoers, or loss babies are born. new little lives wipe the slate clean and say there is a reason to hope. god puts his divine stamp of approval on the process and we are all changed by it.
an email this morning updated my soon-to-arrive grandson's progress. my daughter, bethany's doctor had said that her body was definitely gearing up into birth mode. measuring 41 weeks, any day or night, the moon will rise and baby wyatt will change the world as our family knows it. change the world as babies have done time ad infinitum.
his warm, little co-ordinated nest has been aptly feathered. friends, family and co-workers have chronicled his journey with love and gifts.
and this is how it all should be.
last night, my son, john and i went to target. killing time as john shopped, i pushed my cart up and down the aisles. buying nothing in particular, i dawdled over labels and sales. there was another woman tracking the same maze as i was. one young baby in her cart and three tagging along behind. it was that odd hour of the evening when it was possible that supper hadn't yet been eaten or the winding down from the day begun. one of the bitty ones was whining. a soft whirr of discontent ebbed and flowed from his tiny mouth. then began the strings of obscenities... not just your "shut up", but threats of slaps and punches and shut your f***ing mouth before i do. i only heard the boy's complaints because i was so close. unlike some revolutionary rages others do, this was a "i'm hungry, wet, thirsty, tired" cry. the woman, becoming more agitated by his continuance, sank darker into her methods of how she would deal with him. most likely afraid of repercussions if she actually carried any of them out in target, she kept her abuse verbal. at least there. at least until the car.
the other little soldiers, jacket sleeves skimming the floor, tiny boots scuffing along, seemed to shut out her voice as bright things at their eye-level distracted them.
i think children carry their own message from god, despite the adults that would snuff it out.
i'm looking forward to you, wyatt. keeper of hope. make us all better people.

poets, prophets and kings

i sit in the car, eyes panning the craggy, dirty snowbanks. february's grey cold takes an herculean effort to face. in an era launched by the teaser "audacity of hope", it feels more like same old, same old.

these things come and go. as long as the sun rises and sets, there will be these kind of days. as long as the sun rises and sets, there will be a poet's voice infusing meaning to old, cold days and human efforts.

they can't be silenced, you know. the poets. they see the same sights as you and i, but, like a horse whisperer, they speak to them. living in the transition between the hardness of day and the ether of night, the poet pulls language from the speechless and translates it into nurture for our lost heart.

i have some favorite poets. they rescue me from a culture laden with sound bites, cliches and pundits. the proliferation of prophets of doom weigh down even the most buoyant spirit. they make the great depression sound like just an "o.k." one and what we are facing is more akin to something in the book of revelation. the pundits mix and spin and bake it all into a frosted bite of twit. those that would be king- the madoffs, the petters, the wall street blingos suddenly have no clothes. but the poets, ah.

pull the tears from my eyes. give voice to the visceral. raise laughter from my dust. you poets, you magic fairies of language that enlighten even this dullard's heart. i listen.

see www.mondaythrufriday.com and www.ecrivainattempts.blogspot.com

legislate me, baby!

it had been a long day and there were errands to run, people to shuttle after work. somewhere in the miasma of january ennui it seemed good to stop at kentucky fried chicken for supper. after purchasing a large bucket of chirp (which turned out to be quite a task seeing as the voice on the other side of the speaker made chicken sound like an exotic choice... one i couldn't seem to understand)
i hauled it home and spread it across the breakfast bar. what was wrong with me? how is it possible to turn items from nature into this? apparently, by the amount of leftovers coagulating in the refrigerator, this wasn't a wise choice.
this morning, as i reached for the creamer, the kfc bucket shouted out a comforting message to me. ZERO TRANS FAT! in big, bold red print, my apparent mistake was redeemed by knowing that despite how awful and greasy it had tasted, none of that grease was a trans fat. my heart beat a little more regular at that thought. thank you government, thank you legislation, you save me from my own bad judgment.
why, isn't that what government is for? to pass laws that save humans from having to think things through or suffer the consequences of their bad choices? for god's sakes, after all, do i really have to develop some sort of system of my own? my government says that trans fats are bad for me and that my fast food must not contain it. even if that fast food contains 10 other soul-sucking attributes, trans fats won't be one of them. i feel good... i'm o.k., you're o.k.

have we so embraced the nanny state, that we let them choose our food? what if i want to eat good, old fashioned lard? is it because if i do, i'll turn around and sue the lard company for making me fat? what have we become that we have no common sense. no common sense and no sense of ourselves. we are waiting for magazines, polls and spin doctors to tell us what we think. we just aren't sure of our relationships, our children, our choices. we need therapy. we need drugs. we need labels on our coffee to tell us it's hot. we need botox to tell us we are not old.

january doldrums can only be beat by dragging our lazy selves off our proverbial mental couches and start affirming our own choices. support and choose those who reflect and reinforce an independent spirit.

paving paradise

there is a lot of rhetoric floating in the air about what is valuable and where we should focus our resources (and the resources of those who, in theory, hate an independent spirit but are willing to buy some). apparently, the conclusions being drawn are these- continue to underwrite the debts and failures of those who pave paradise.
ah, paradise... means many things to different people. but theology aside, the paradise that's got my ear is the world where things possess value because they deserve it. is it just me, or does knowing what a Ponzi scheme is, inside and out, how to execute it and how many people will invest in one, depress you? Classic paving paradise the Ponzi scheme is-- people invest large amounts of cash in products, land, etc. that don't even exist. the chief ponzi robs peter to pay paul while skimming enough ponzi-licious benefit to drive bentleys and buy islands.

the latest bail-outs cover the butts of those who may not have had invisible products to sell, but have sold us something else... their business "acumen", their financial savvy, their rip-roaring ride to portfolio glory. we believed that they were and are valuable enough to borrow our grandchildren's futures to bail them out.
i am suffocating under the cement.

but let me redeem this rant. there is a slice of paradise that brightens even this jaded january soul.
call it a renaissance of paradise. a place unspotted by the taint of china's gluttony of goods, a place where all the same doesn't exist, a place where there is value imputed onto a thing because it richly deserves it. a human soul creates and inspires, coaxes a piece of metal, a twist of wood, a patch of wool into something that communicates, heals and is well... lovely. or powerful. or whimsical. or useful. something that has a story, a vision, a buck stops here reason.
just saying those words makes me feel like there is hope in this big void of gloom that is reiterated daily in the news.

i'm going to give you something sweeter than a pseudo economic stimulus package. i'm going to give you a ticket to see for yourself that despite what the government tells you-that you simply can't exist if they don't make it happen for you, there is a whole world of people making it all happen on their own terms. artists, craftspeople, visionaries and sages all bringing back truth and beauty in every conceivable shape and size. you can visit it yourself- www.etsy.com - a compendium of creators that will bring back a smile to your sorry mug.

www.LisasLovlies.etsy.com hand forges some of the most etheral lines of silver into my favorite earrings, www.dolcedreams.etsy.com hand embroiders on rich dupioni silks pillows filled with healing lavendar and flaxseed. www.petsalad.etsy.com cuts coins with vintage hand tools into works of art-- a skill he learned as a kid from a hobo that passed through his town. man! that just warms the cockles (grey's anatomy... where are my cockles?) of my heart. these arts are traditions, are honourable, are cosmic in their beauty. i can't forget www.joutomaa.etsy.com who created for me christmas greetings replete with a daschund wearing a traditional elf hat. i haven't sent christmas cards out for years, but i actually did this year just because i was in love with this work and had to share it. oh, and the woman who sells the muses that inspire me www.LillianOlive.etsy.com - vintage buttons that beg for reincarnation.
shout out to www.labrocanterie.etsy.com and www.newamsterdam.etsy.com for their unique take on the world's treasures. labrocanterie recycles memories- vintage finds that are so very cool and will flavor your dull digs with classic and timeless finds. newamsterdam lets you see the world in ways you've missed. see the world through his lens and you won't want to come back.
okay, i'm done for the day. effusive, blubbering praise for those all those that make life worth living.